In case anyone thought our trip to Europe was all swanning around in national parks drinking lunchtime beers and playing on waterslides:
Since we’re leaving tomorrow for 5 days away, I thought it would be a good time to revisit our trip back from Slovakia in July, minutely logged and excruciatingly painful, to dull my excitement a bit. It took us 11 hours to drive 450 kilometres, mainly for reasons which the log will make clear.
9:35- kids demand pretzels
9:50 – poo stop (unproductive)
10:00- the cornflake course begins
10:15- Maja vomits on car seat
10:35- stop for water and another vomit (I want to vomit on the ants)
10:47: start driving again
10:48- I want a sausage. I want more sausage. I want to go back.
10:51-I want to vomit on the grass
11;00- Maja asleep
11:02- stop to look at dam
11:50- wee stop (adults). Maja wakes up.
12:12- I give in and give them the little cars I have bought for emergencies. We have…
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